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Trump's New Team: First Official Acts
As President Trump begins setting up the team to implement his policies, what is each new mover and shaker doing first?Here's each first official act of the merit-based / non-DEI team he's...
View ArticleDOGE BOYS
iframe Three Dog Night Pieces of April"DOGE BOYS"DOGE BOYS came in Trump TimeAnd to give us back what's oursStop the stealing and the despairFrom the Governmental powersDOGE caught the scams of...
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Science Museum Claims LEGOs Are Homophobic
Yes, comrades, the London Science Museum claims Legos are homophobic because the blocks are seen as "male and female."The London Science-like (or Science-ish) Museum in Englandistan.Since 2022 this...
View ArticleCheap Riot
Due to less USAID funding, Progressives have been forced to scale back on spending to produce spontaneous riots in response to systemic stuff hidden deep in the DNA of Amerikkkan's human nature. Note...
View ArticleWomen Remain Burdened In Current Truth™
Comrades know in every conflict, women are hardest hit. This is TPC standing operation Current Truth™. It should come as no surprise that in the Trumputler Administration women remain burdened. Fear...
View ArticleCzech Republic exploits non-union Beavers
Czech Dam Project Was Stalled by Bureaucracy. Beavers Built Their Own.Trump-hitler and his attack Musk are actively recruiting help to assist in doing the work that Americans just won't do, and...
View ArticleHappy NoJac Valentine’s Day
Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 2/14/2025, 9:38 am — Replies 4 — Views 136
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"Privateer" Surges to Top of Help Wanted Listings
The Interwebs, US -- Senator Mike Lee (R-UT) made headlines recently when discussing using constitutionally designated Letters of Marque to combat Mexican drug cartels. After the announcement,...
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Happy Valentine's Day!
Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 2/14/2025, 11:24 am — Replies 1 — Views 77
View ArticleGulag Train Your Kids
Living in a virtual open air prison is difficult. Especially for parents of young children. In the virtual open air prison, just like chickens, children like to free range roam, which leads to all...
View ArticleSan Francisco
iframe If you're stealing in San Francisco Be sure to steal those products for your hair..If your stealing in San FranciscoYou're gonna steal in front of store staff thereEvery store's a smash and...
View ArticleIreland Has Corrapsed
Red Square is laughing. This means we can laugh, too. Corrapsed is a special Sister Bunny word that means beyond collapse. Ireland is corrapsing into a nightmare where being Irish, and wanting to...
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Objectionable Language
Comrades, I must denounce an objectionable word on Mike Tyson's hat at last night's Mar-a-Lago "Celebrate American Exceptionalism 2025" gala.A re-election is impossible under current law, which means...
View ArticleThreat To Our Bureaucracy
Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 2/19/2025, 9:29 am — Replies 0 — Views 128
View ArticleSenator Without A State
The Vox Populi Vox Dei of Texazistan has unanimously decreed that their dastard Senator, John Cornyn, be known as a Senator without a State. Since his election in 2002 as Texazistan's Senator, John...
View ArticleIs Trump Right about Zelensky?
While I still hold out some hope that Trump's remarks are part of a negotiation strategy, I do want to address the major allegations raised recently about Zelensky. iframe Statistics: Posted by...
View ArticleLil’ Ivan
It’s a beautiful thing knowing there’s a new crop of Tractor Barn Ivans in The Collective. Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 2/22/2025, 9:58 am — Replies 2 — Views 152
View ArticleTrump to Abandon Puppies to the Polar Vortex
Washington DCWith the advent of the Department of Government Extinction™ being implemented in the United States Capitol and all the reduction in government benevolence, it often goes unnoticed who the...
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We've Been Funding The Opposition Enemedia
iframe Of all of the outrages uncovered by DOGE during the past month, none should shock and horrify us more than the fact that we have been paying for our own opposition. Statistics: Posted by...
View ArticleHezbollah Hinkle
Jackson Hinkle promotes MAGA Communism as the future of the USSA. The slogan appeared in August 2022 on Twitter.[citation needed] Its most notable promoters are Jackson Hinkle and Infrared, whose...
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