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The Gulf of Current Truth
The Current Truth™ is that there is a gulf once known as the Gulf of Mexico and now known as the Gulf of America (at least in the U.S.)Get used to it. The Gulf of Mexico name is officially recognized...
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New White House Press Secretary Excels
Karoline Leavitt tells it like it is. Not only the youngest WHPS in history but an especially credible one after the last four years.Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 1/28/2025, 6:52 pm —...
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Communist China's New Deepseat AI
China's new AI is called "Deepseek," but when I first heard about it on radio, I thought it was called "Deepseat." I'd already created a bogus advertisement for "Deepseat" and didn't change it because...
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Are You Supportive of These Onesies?
"Are you supportive of these onesies?" I sure am.Close-up for the near-sighted visually challenged:Other news outlets saw the dust-up a bit differently:Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana —...
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Said Without Evidence
An "editorial needle" or "editorial spike," occurs wherever a hooligan journalist inserts an unnecessary phrase into reportage that serves only to disparage or cast doubt on the integrity of a person....
View ArticleWhat May Have Happened over the Potomac
Captain Steve is a current airline pilot. iframe Ward Carroll is a former F-14 RIO. iframe Statistics: Posted by Komissar al-Blogunov — 2/1/2025, 9:41 pm — Replies 0 — Views 158
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Happy Chuckalope Day!
Happy Chuckalope Day, Comrades.This morning, from deep in the western frontier of the Pennsylvakia Oblast, at Knob Gobbler Hill in the sleepy Kollective of Punksutawnsky, Philby the Chuckalope did not...
View ArticleA Day Without Immigrants - Monday, Feb. 3
Comrades, we—The People™ of TPC™ strive to put forth Current Truth™ through parody and satire, but lately parody and satire has been writing itself with a tsunami of actual absurdities.Today, the...
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Scotland Considers Banning Cats
Comrades, last night I posted the following: “The People™ of TPC™ strive to put forth Current Truth™ through parody and satire, but lately parody and satire has been writing itself with a tsunami of...
View ArticleTrump Unloads Assault Executive Order
Trump’s Assault Executive Order will demolish the Department of Education as a Federal Department of the USSA. This Assault Executive Order will force all State Education Departments to get their sh*t...
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Two-Minute Hate - February 2025
The Two-Minute Hate is a great way of letting off steam and condemning someone or something at the same time, plus, it's a game anyone can play without having to stick to a single topic.I have a few...
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GWONT War in Texazistan
Comrades, nothing is more GWONT than when two tax payer funded Departments go to war... with each other.This advertisement for GWONT was posted in a convenience store restroom in Harris County,...
View ArticleHow Will the Waffle House Egg Surcharge Affect the Cube?
https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2025/ ... -bird-flu/Just asking the question... Statistics: Posted by Panem Et Circenses — 2/5/2025, 11:20 am — Replies 1 — Views 40
View ArticleThe Only Thing Dems Have To FearPorn Is Their Own Fears
Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 2/6/2025, 10:37 am — Replies 2 — Views 73
View ArticleCurrent Truth Memo: Operation NO MUSK
+++++++++ OPERATIONAL ORDERS URGENT ++++++++++++SUSPENSE: 07FEB2025SUBJECT: Current Truth Target - Elon MuskTO: All Dem Operatives, US RegionFROM: SOROSEFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY, ALL OPERATIVES ARE TO...
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+++++++++ OPERATIONAL ORDERS URGENT ++++++++++++SUSPENSE: 07FEB2025SUBJECT: Current Truth Target - Elon MuskTO: All Dem Operatives, US RegionFROM: SOROSEFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY, ALL OPERATIVES ARE TO...
View ArticleTHC's views on Emilia Pérez?
The Cube has been strangely silent on the movie "Emilia Pérez" and its thirteen Oscar noms, putting it in a class with the greatest films of all time like Citizen Kane and Gone with the Wind. All...
View ArticleTPC's views on Emilia Pérez?
The Cube has been strangely silent on the movie "Emilia Pérez" and its thirteen Oscar noms, putting it in a class with the greatest films of all time like Citizen Kane and Gone with the Wind. All...
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Trump's New Team: A List of Their First Official Acts
As President Trump begins setting up the team to implement his policies, what is each new mover and shaker doing first?Here's each first official act of the merit-based / non-DEI team he's...
View ArticleAustralia Enters a New Era of Love Speech
Comrades,I know it's been some time since I've corresponded with my comrades in the USSA but it's been because I have been overwhelmingly Burdened™ by what has been commonly referred to as Hate™...
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